Archive for September, 2008

The Cynic has seen pictures of a red ranger and spawn protesting the cell tower proposed at the bowling club in Smurdale. Under the disguise is none other than a cigarette smoking part time DJ on Waiheke Radio. So whats a little more cancer in your life……….

It is The Cynic’s opinion is that lowering the speed limit on the Onetangi Straight will have no impact on the number of crashes and injuries. Those that fall off the road will take no more notice of the lower speed limit than they do of  any of the other road rules they blatantly ignore. Watch this space.

The Cynic’s rubbish has been torn apart by dogs for the last three weeks. Is this a clever protest by the pro wheelie bin brigade?

The Cynic received a text message inviting him to join a protest against the proposed cellphone tower. It was hard to dismiss the irony. I guess these are the same people who slip the phone back into their trouser pocket and are the first to complain about poor coverage. The Cynic would like to point out that more cellphone towers mean they run at lower power. Similarly the phone can run at a lower power, the battery will  last longer and it will take longer to fry your testicles.

Has anyone else notice that Mangrove Takeaways has cut the cheese from their Mangrove Burgers?