Waiheke, Island, Humour, Hauraki, Gulf, New, Zealand
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2nd November
2010
written by Cynic

Dear Marketplace

To quote Jo Holmes “Much of this will be in today’s Marketplace and the whole of Gulf (Green) News will be full of it tomorrow”

It is apparent that the Waiheke Marketplace” has aligned itself with Jo Holmes and cannot be impartial. To combat your vile tribe entering my house I will be installing one of these on my letterbox.


27th October
2010
written by Cynic


27th October
2010
written by Cynic

Dear Waiheke,

I want to thank the 2239 voters who elected me to the Waiheke Local Board. I really do appreciate your confidence in me. Sadly my colleagues on the board – Faye Storer, Jim Hannan, Don McKenzie and Jo Holmes – don’t share your confidence.

The first decision for the new Local Board on the 6th November will be to decide who will be the chair and deputy chair for the next three years. I had called an informal meeting with the local board members to start to discuss this and possible portolio roles on Thursday.
I was really keen that we should meet because as a group we hardly know each other. I thought it would be an opportunity for us to talk about our passions and what we hoped to achieve as a board for our community and begin to develop criteria on how we could make good decisions – including for the chair and other roles on the board.

But at the start of the meeting Faye handed me a sheet of paper listing all the roles which they had already divied up between the five of us including allocating the role of chair to Faye and deputy chair to Jo. The discussions that produced this sheet of paper were kept secret from me.

I was gob-smacked at the level of pre-determination here. None of these people actually know me. But these four people had already decided things about me without me – and I had no opportunity to inform them or defend myself.

It’s the way the decision was made, rather than the result, that concerns me most.

I had hoped that as a board we would be able to make good decisions together. Good decision-making requires all participants to take an active role. It requires participants to keep an open mind. It requires people to sit down together and look at all the available information, explore options, maybe robustly debate some of the points and in the end come to a decision. Additionally, for elected representatives, the Local Government Act applies. This requires board members to take into account the views of the community when making a decision. Unfortunately I was locked out of the decision-making by the other four elected board members and clearly your 2239 votes are irrelevent to this decision as well.

It saddens me that at a time of incredible opportunity with the new council and local board structure our brand new elected board members are kicking things off without the slightest nod to a transparent decision-making process. What does this say about their intention to act democratically?

On Thursday Faye told me that I am a ‘minority’ on the board. I had hoped that oppositional politics was behind us – as these were the people who made campaign promises that they would be happy to work as a team.

I’m greatly disappointed about the way things are starting off. I remain grateful to our community for the support you have shown me as your elected representative. I am especially appreciative of all of you who have argued and engaged with me and shared your thoughts and ideas because you keep me accountable. I trust you will continue to do so and will do the same for the other board members too.

Again, thank you for your vote.

Denise Roche

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16th October
2010
written by Cynic
10th October
2010
written by Cynic

“The tide has definitely turned, Waiheke has shifted to the right. Went National in the general election and now with the local board. The ever decreasing number of left bangers perhaps ought to be looking to Great Barrier for their future”.


9th October
2010
written by Cynic

Well I have been laughing all afternoon. Not sure which was funnier: John Banks on the dole queue, Alex Swineflu losing by such a huge margin, C & R being decimated or Denise Roche having to work with Faye Storer and Jo Holmes.

I think the decimation of C & R has to be the highlight. 25%, bet they will still wear their wanky uniforms though.

 I was surprised by Jim and Don. Didn’t see that one coming, guessing the red noses backfired. Thought Paul Walden could have done better. His choice of Billboard was curious, I wonder if he got more calls as a builder than he got votes. Surprised the bisophere ticket was passed over. Didn’t see that coming either.

All in all IMHO a good result and no scream team. Yay. Got three of the five which was better than I normally do.


3rd October
2010
written by Cynic

Fay Storer was hit with a bad batch of Natural Glow, it’s millions of tiny luminous spheres apparently flared out the photographers lens.


3rd October
2010
written by Cynic

It has been a terrible winter for illness on Waiheke Island. The latest Flu Epidemic has been widespread with large numbers sporting red noses.


19th September
2010
written by Cynic

Too good not to share. Rodney Hide is The Hood


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