The Cynic received a text message inviting him to join a protest against the proposed cellphone tower. It was hard to dismiss the irony. I guess these are the same people who slip the phone back into their trouser pocket and are the first to complain about poor coverage. The Cynic would like to point out that more cellphone towers mean they run at lower power. Similarly the phone can run at a lower power, the battery will  last longer and it will take longer to fry your testicles.