Posts Tagged ‘Fail’

16th July
2011
written by Cynic

Fullers are having a run of bad luck, Not only did the Jetraider collide with Devonport Wharf but the same day a couple of their buses came together in shattering style.

Seems that Fullers weren’t finished yet and proceeded to connect the Quickcat with the upper passanger gantry at Matiatia.

 

6th July
2011
written by Cynic

Seems Fullers used a little too much force parking the Jet Raider at Devonport Wharf. Passengers were sent scurrying from shattering windows in the downstairs cabin.

Use a little less force Luke

3rd April
2011
written by Cynic

23rd December
2010
written by Cynic

The paint is barely dry on the new Onetangi Straight speed limit signs and already a big off. A car travelling east along the straight failed to take the corner at the end, slid across the road and through the fence. Once again hearty congratulations must go out to Rebecca Potts, Antony Yates, Councillor Roach, Board members Ray Ericson, Tony Sears, Nobilangelo Cedramalus, Eileen Evans and Herb Raomaniuk for their forward thinking, not to mention the loss of driver license testing.

Congratulations also go out to the Police, I saw my first sight of a Police Car on the straight in 7 years yesterday. It doesn’tmatter what the speed limit is, those that speed know they won’t get caught. I tried to report the accident by calling Waiheke Police. I was greeted with “You have reached the Police voicemail system, if you know the extension you want, dial it now” Police Fail.

4th December
2010
written by Cynic

The un-announced use of the JetRaider on the Waiheke run yesterday (QuickCat on charter) saw the 5:00 sailing leave ten minutes late. The Lass on the Tannoy announced that they would be going as fast as poosible to make up the lime. I guess she forgot to tell the skipper as he dawdled down the harbour at 19 knots. Finally managed to get a beer by Emu point and it was warm The final result was 18 minutes late in the door. Fullers – Fail