Posts Tagged ‘Nuts’

Too good not to share. Rodney Hide is The Hood

The Cynic reckons this will be the makeup of the First Waiheke Community Bored

Densie Roche, Fay Storer, Herb Romaniuk, Colin Bearsonand Jo Holmes.

Go on, prove me wrong

The recent, hard hitting pull no punches, Gulf News interview with John Banks proved without a doubt that he has David Hay’s hand right up his arse.

Dear John,

There is no substance to that perpetually spouted drivel about of the cost of Waiheke waste collection under Clean Stream vs. TPI. When you are ready to release the true figures give us a call however we won’t hold our breath as we all know you are just a puppet mayor and David Hay and his C & R team really run council.

The Cynic

Noted with amusement the Marketplace announced “Waiheke Does It Better” seeks judicial revue. Will they be holding it at Artworks Theatre?

What has happened to Nobby? no blog posts, no letters to the Gulf News, where are you?

We were well impressed by the size of the nutsack on the Ram statue outside the home of the Waiheke Rams at Ostend domain and wondered if they had actually obtained a resource consent for it. It had become the topic of some discussion with some suggesting that it be painted in the Rams colours. and then, one day our Ram is nutless.

While the Cynic was riding the third boat out this morning he overheard a paasenger telling the following story.

” I went to get my monthly pass and a beer from the cafeteria on board - the guy serving said he would put the monthly pass transaction through first. Transaction completed he then pointed out that the beer was less that the $5 minimum credit card transaction and would he like to buy some nuts with that!”  

For once in my life words fail me!!